• Will complain about the lack of black comic book characters, instead of writing black comic books with black characters in them.
  • Will complain to Hollywood about the lack of positive black history movies instead of making black history movies.
  • Will complain about the lack of black representation in TV sitcoms, commercials, and advertisements, instead of building black media venues.
  • Will complain about the lack of black students in white colleges instead of building black colleges better than the white ones.
  • Will complain about the sub par quality of public school curriculum instead of constructing curriculum by black people for black people
  • Will complain about the lack of employment opportunities for black people, instead of building employment opportunities for black people.
  • Will complain about being mistreated in foreign Arab, Eastern European, and Asian countries despite the basic fucking fact that they are an obtuse outlier in a 99 percent homogenous land.
  • Will whine and complain about other fuckshit instead of getting off ass and doing for self.
  • This basically sums up the dumbfuck mentality of 99 percent of black people not just on Tumblr but the Internet as a whole. It also displays how effeminate and pathetic black people have become.


Most of the time black tumblr is just like high school. Y’all be trying to be down with the popular clique knowing these niggas aint shit but you turn a blind eye or cosign the bullshit so you can belong.

Fuck that, I’d rather close my account than be a yes (wo)man.

How rappers should be viewed according to black tumblr
  • Old School/Golden Age rappers (Run-DMC, Eric B & Rakim, Slick Rick, A Tribe Called Quest, etc...): Who's that???
  • Legends and Icons (Jay-Z, Nas, Wu-Tang Clan, Snoop Dogg, etc....): Lazy and/or salty has beens who drink too much respectability politics-flavored kool-aid and have forgotten their roots
  • Mainstream stars (Kendrick Lamar, Kanye West, Drake, T.I., etc....): Misogynistic assholes who pander too much to whiteness and shouldn't be trusted
  • Non-black rappers (Eminem, Macklemore, Joell Ortiz, Far East Movement, etc...): Culture appropriating criminals who are completely at fault for the downfall of hip hop. With the exceptions of Paul Wall and Riff Raff. Any black person who doesn't completely agree is a race traitor that must be stoned on sight
  • Female rappers (Nicki Minaj, Missy Elliott, Lil' Kim, Azealia Banks, etc...): Convenient when a point needs to be made, totally irrelevant otherwise. It's even acceptable to throw them under the bus for trivial matters from time to time
  • LGBTQ rappers (Angel Haze, Cakes da Killa, Mykki Blanco, Big Freedia, etc...): Only exist to serve one purpose: Macklemore bashing
  • Socially conscious/Political rappers (Lupe Fiasco, Common, Wale, Mos Def, etc..): Deluded, bootstrap-spewing, ankh-toting uncle toms
  • Alternative/Indie rappers (Hopsin, Childish Gambino, Danny Brown, OFWGTKA, etc..): Sell-outs who disregard their blackness for not making conventional sounding rap music
  • Trap/Ratchet rappers (2 Chainz, Gucci Mane, Waka Flocka, Chief Keef, etc..): Delicate flowers who must be worshiped like holy deities and protected at all costs


I think the idea of ‘cultural appropriation’ is a stupid ass reason for people to hate each other for little to no actual reason. It’s not ‘racist’ to wear a clothing design just because a non-white culture wore it first.

Nobody gets angry when an Asian or a Mexican person wears those types of…